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Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.
holys hit i found a usb that i thought i lost like 4 years ago or something im gonna see whats on it
ok to sum up, theres:
- a 9 page story about gerbils that can talk
- this picture:
- various sound files including luigi saying “spaghetti”
- This video
thanks 2009 me, thank you so much
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
There's a demon cat in your house. Don't worry, it hasn't broken anything. It probably seeped in from some small space. BEWARE.
Well if it’s attitude is at all related to how badly it wants to bang other cats, well, in order to keep the population down…
There’s something in the food that’s a more permanent solution than the usual birth control.
Imagine your favorite character being playfully rough and teasing you mercilessly so you’re begging. Normally they’re too much to just push aside. You’re so exhilarated that you manage to overpower them and climb on top, straddling and grinding into them. Now they’re so aroused they can’t resist giving you what you want.
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